What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What smell will you never forget?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

What measures do celebrities take to protect their images from being used for commercial purposes without permission? How much does this typically cost them?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

Someone said that Japanese girls fly to Los Angeles all the time to have fun with black men. Is that true?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do you think covid 19 was never as bad as it got made out to be where we needed lockdowns and restrictions?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more successful in just 2 days! It was as if they had been planning it. Could they have planned it? Are you excited by the positive Democratic response?